New Dad? Welcome to your new home. You are a stranger in a strange land, but you are not alone. Let those who have gone before you be your guide. Let us carry you to the promised land of this brave new world called "fatherhood," and teach you our customs. Follow closely as we embark upon the adventure of a lifetime. For now you are a foreigner, but soon you will be a master of this realm. Do not fear the unknown; embrace it. Your struggle will be worthwhile in the end.
This is your starting point. The world you've known is gone. Your life is about to be changed for the better.